Need: Unflattering Bottoms

There is a whole genre of dressing that has become popular of late that is totally off limits to me based on body type. And yet, despite the fact that my full hips and thighs make mom jean and gym shorts look supremely unflattering I will be on a mission to find ones that do work for my shape. How these once-taboo pieces became so appealing? I'm not touching that one.

Mom Jeans: BDG The Mom Jean; LA'T for L'Agence Loose Boyfriend Jean; Saturday Cropped Drop Jean
Gym Shorts: Malena Shorts; Day Birger et Mikkelsen Crepe Short; Otte Solid Long Short